Friendly reminder that yesterday when my mom took me to Walmart she left me alone in the toilet paper section and this guy started hitting on me and I said “Sorry, I’m a lesbian.” and he was like “Oh my god I’m so sorry I thought you were a boy.”
Soda just spewed out my nose
THAT WAS A PLOT TWIST
so i was making screencaps and i just -
bASICALLY IF YOU DON’T THINK THIS IS THE CUTEST DEREK HALE HAS BEEN IN 3 SEASONS, YOU’RE DEAD WRONG. IF THIS DOESN’T MAKE YOU WANT TO LET OUT THE LONGEST ‘AWWW’ AND ALSO GIVE THIS MAN A WARM HUG AND A MUG OF HOT COCOA AND TELL HIM THAT LIFE WILL GET BETTER, I’M TAKING AWAY YOUR CATS AND YOUR KIDS BECAUSE YOU HAVE NO HEART.